How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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