Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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