He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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