I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Randomize
