so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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