i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Randomize
