On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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