Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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