i was born a porn star she said
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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