Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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