i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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