I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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