I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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