Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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