margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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