You're so nebulous sometimes
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
