Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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