I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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