Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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