She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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