Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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