wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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