question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Randomize
