Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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