don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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