Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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