90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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