so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Randomize
