I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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