I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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