is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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