Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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