is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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