it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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