I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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