Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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