Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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