I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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