you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Everything about him screamed your future.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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