do herpes really smell.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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