It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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