Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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