So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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