it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
