She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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