Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
farters have to be the big spoon...
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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