The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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