I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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