He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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