Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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