we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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